Well hello there lads n’ lassies from near and afar. This is a blog. Apparently ‘blog’ is derived from the words ‘web log’. Apparently. This is just a collection of what I think are funny events/stories, all of which ACTUALLY happened. Its an arseways almanac.
Anyway, I am John, blogger-in-chief. Chief of blogging. Head of the Office of Blogging. I’m 19, and I’m a fairly typical run of the mill person. Nothing too noteworthy. I like this blogging business. It actually has improved my memory. By writing down all of this maddeness, I’ve found that me brain is a lot less forgetful.
Anyway. Enjoy the arseways almanac. If you have any questions comment or whatever.
Happy blogging.
Sir Aloysius Dextrus Bogart; aka John.
