Dear computer,
I actually forgot I had this thing. Honestly. The summer came and I began drinking a lot, and just having mountains of craic. Serious. I almost OD’d on craic. This is one of those occasions where I’m glad its spelt ‘craic’ and not ‘crack’.
Anyways, now the rain has cometh and the summer has endedeth, I bring you shitty witty banter from the world of boredom that has now hit me square between the eyes. Christ ’tis rotten. Women and children running under newspapers. Men don’t seem to be caught out in the rain today. How odd is that!? Maybe we’re just smarter on rainy days?.. One thing is for certain. I am not going outside today.
